New Obama Toilet Paper design launched in advance of holiday season
Obama Toilet Paper™, a company that provides premium presidential toiletries, has recently announced a new innovative Barack Obama toilet paper design for the 2014 holiday season, one which they expect will rapidly become the lavatory industries standard bearer for high impact sanitary experiences.
The new design, while maintaining the company’s impeccable standards for absorbency and overall usability, will feature an expanded facial image, showing less shoulder per sheet, therefore maximizing desired points of contact throughout the entirety of the posterior cleansing process.
With the recent influx of inferior Chinese made presidential toiletries disappointing people coast to coast, as course 1 ply “look alike” novelty rolls flood sites such as Ebay and Amazon, many deceptively printed on the first few sheets only, Obama Toilet Paper™ is confident this revamped design will help eliminate market confusion and ensure that end consumers can easily identify the one and only aftermarket toiletry that offers them the opportunity to partake in a truly American sanitary event, time and time again, the Obama Toilet Paper sold only at http://www.obamatoiletpaper.com
“As we move into the final two years of what has been an unmitigated disaster of a presidency, we are proud to continue our commitment to providing patriotic Americans with a distinctly partisan wiping experience” stated a representative of Obama Toilet Paper.
Since Obama Toilet Paper first rolled out into the American marketplace in 2011 they have helped tens of thousands of people celebrate the very freedoms that America exemplifies in the most literal way possible, by wiping themselves aggressively with an image of the sitting presidents face.
Clients seeking a value added restroom experience can visit the company website at http://www.obamatoiletpaper.com or visit the official company Twitter page at http://www.twitter.com/obamatp
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